The "Aden" Outbreak

What happened in 2005 that made every pregnant woman in America come to the conclusion that from here on out, every child's name must end in "aden"? Jaden, Kaden, Aiden, fucking Chewbacca. Was there some dreamy reality star that I wasn't aware of named "KadenJadenAdenChewbacca" in 2005? I know this will not be a popular rant because EVERY chick I know has a child, or a friend with a child named KadenJadenAdenChewbacca, but fuck it. It pisses me off for reasons that are not clear (possibly low blood sugar) and I get to bitch about whatever I want. Don't you dizzy broads realize that if every single kid on the playground is named KadenJadenAden, IT'S NO LONGER ORIGINAL!! Can you even imagine the chaos that will ensue on the soccer field when the coach calls "UndecipherableADEN! Get in the game!" 14 kids run on the field and you all get disqualified. Nice job, ladies. Your hive-minded naming convention ruined team sports for your kids.

Update 5/11: Vindication