The "Aden" Outbreak
What happened in 2005 that made every pregnant woman in America come to the conclusion that from here on out, every child's name must end in "aden"? Jaden, Kaden, Aiden, fucking Chewbacca. Was there some dreamy reality star that I wasn't aware of named "KadenJadenAdenChewbacca" in 2005? I know this will not be a popular rant because EVERY chick I know has a child, or a friend with a child named KadenJadenAdenChewbacca, but fuck it. It pisses me off for reasons that are not clear (possibly low blood sugar) and I get to bitch about whatever I want. Don't you dizzy broads realize that if every single kid on the playground is named KadenJadenAden, IT'S NO LONGER ORIGINAL!! Can you even imagine the chaos that will ensue on the soccer field when the coach calls "UndecipherableADEN! Get in the game!" 14 kids run on the field and you all get disqualified. Nice job, ladies. Your hive-minded naming convention ruined team sports for your kids.
Update 5/11: Vindication
Update 5/11: Vindication
Labels: jaden kaden aiden chewbacca
posted by El Tiburon at
11:45 AM
5 Comments:
Angry much? But agreed. The "aiden" epidemic is out of control.
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Anonymous, at 2:43 PM
Yeah, i just re-read that. I should really eat lunch before blogging. And a little unclear as to how Chewy got thrown under the bus...
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El Tiburon, at 2:48 PM
It was AIDEN-AIDEN, you know, Sex-and-the-City-Carries-Hottie-Boyfriend Aiden! Every woman secretly wanted her to marry him! So there you have it!
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Anonymous, at 11:32 PM
Ooooooh... that would explain it. Pretty funny I guessed it was a dude on some chick show.
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El Tiburon, at 4:12 PM
remember when i was in school few names shared by few people in the same class.. the teachers get confused and so do they
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azo, at 8:23 PM
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