iFlea

This is funny (work safe). You'll need sound.

4th of July

First, man invented the internal combustion engine. Then he invented the blender. After that, it got out of hand. Took a month, but i finally got some 4th of July pics up.

DMV Torrance, CA

Good show this morning, guys. Always consistent.

I think it's great that they make absolutely no effort to strip themselves of the stereotype that they're are a bunch of rude, lazy, ignorant mouth-breathers that would probably reach into their pants and fling their own feces at you if they didn't have to stand up to do it. Truly a testament of American commerce.

Hockey, Dammit.

Harry O's 7_23

Jade's Powershot took a dump exactly 4 pics into the night. Hardly any of the steller rock imagery was recorded. For those that were there to witness the magic, cherish the memory- it's all we have.

Press Pass

Badge Pool

El Pollo Dipshit

It's hot today. Real hot. The parking lot at El Pollo Loco was packed. People get all aggro over parking spaces at lunch too. In retrospect, it was probably smart to cut off a truckload of landscapers to get that spot up front. It was not smart to leap out the cab of my truck with my shoelace looped around the brake pedal sending me sprawling into the parking lot. I think when I was helplessly suspended- half in and half out of my truck, that was the landscapers' favorite part. I assume this because that's when they laughed the hardest.

Crazy Chicken, indeed.

This was no boat accident

Show Date

Harry O's
Saturday July 23rd
3600 Highland Ave
Manhattan Beach, CA 90266
21+ Proper ID Required
8:30 pm
Cover: $6

I need a vacation

Acid-Washed Sociological Discovery

Next time you're cleaning the house or doing any type of auto/home repair, throw on some Oingo Boingo. Feels like you're in an 80s movie and your parents will be home soon. Its pretty surreal.

Rant

Nothing worse on a hot day than throwing the straw down into the gigantic movie-themed cup, expecting iced tea and getting a mouthful of diet fucking coke. Especially when you don't drink diet fucking coke and you're already in traffic. Paper-hatted cretin.

What difference does it make where you buy your underwear?

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