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Harry O's May 20th

An open letter to

the discourteous @#$% bimbette that kicked the back of my seat all the way through Episode III.

Thanks a pant-load.

Apparently, I missed the disclaimer on the movie ticket that encouraged kicking the person's seat in front of you like you're Lou Piniella arguing with an umpire. Why focus my eyes on the screen when i can bounce around in my seat like i'm off-roading with Henry Rollins.

idiot.

reminder

Lego Star Wars Line

The Star Wars Line outside Graumann's Chinese theater has been imortalized at California's Legoland. link

Even better is the list of "10 things Legoland can do to make the Legoline more nerd-tastic" on blogging.la:

1. Add Lego pizza delivery guy dropping off Lego pizzas.
2. Lego Eliott trying to get Lego JSto to touch his Lego lightsaber. (wil)
3. Add self-righteous Lego Alpha Nerd explaining how lucky you are that they're answering the Lego payphone.(wil)
4. Add homeless Lego man wantering into the camp, howling about how Darth Vader is controlling him with a brain implant, and then urinating on an unattended laptop. (defamer)
5. Hide the Legoline under a giant Lego Netfilx box.
6. Relocate poster indicating Episode III: Revenge of the Sith is playing to a different theater down the street.
7. Add a Lego internet complete with bloggers pointing, laughing.
8. Add Lego LAPD complete with officers pointing, laughing.
9. Add Lego Frodo.
10. Add Lego George Lucas soaking up free publicty, counting cash, pointing, laughing.