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Today in Insensitivity

Why did they name the hurricane Katrina? Does that mean when it's not ripping New Orleans to pieces, it's stripping at Diamond Jack's in Phoenix and chasing it's baby's daddy for child support?

Thanks a bunch. See you in hell.

Whiners / Bolts

It's on. And to the number-spewing 9er fans (you know who you are), i'm just sayin.

New King in Town

Hockey Fans- peep dis: LA King's rookie right wing Dusin Brown's player spotlight. This will be the kid to watch this year.

Raider Nation's Finest

Sadly, this guy is for real. Pay particular attention to the driving skills on Bubb Rubb. Fantastic.

Loveline Podcast

A couple of people asked, so I searched. I finally found an updated archive of the loveline broadcasts in mp3 format. Good for the work, great for the pod.

Chicken Scratch Sandwich

Check out this server's handwriting. If you've ever been to the Apricot Tree off the 5 in Firebaugh CA, you know the food isn't much better.

pickles?

I listened to a 10 min phone conversation about pickles in the grocery store yesterday. I only heard the pickle part because I was stuck in line, but we can assume the rest conversation was equally riveting. I'm not sure what bothered me more- the fact that anyone is so socially inept that they have to call people they are comfortable with to discuss something as inane as pickles in order to avoid any human interaction and help them through the mentally exhausting experience that is the grocery store, or the fact that I could only hear one half of the conversation and couldn't ascertain whether the person on the other end was fighting for, or against dill.

From now on, you can call me

Chiddy Chiddy Buttnut. My fans were getting confused.

Ode to the American Hillbilly

Extremely entertaining. I could watch this all day.

Open letter to Nate Kaeding

Alright you f@#king chowderhead. We went 12 and 4 last year. That's a shot at division title at least. We were eliminated in the FIRST GAME of the play-offs because you blew the game winning kick. You missed all three field goals last night in our preseason opener, literally handing Green Bay the game. I can only hope Marty slapped you around like a little bitch in the locker room because that shit won't fly this season. Pull it together Kaeding.

MB Surf Fest

Total number of surfers in the water- 2. Really more of a hammered, tattooed people passed out on the beach fest.

It's not so much me, it's Roenick, he's good.

King Jeremy

My Construction Week

These paint fumes are making me thirsty.