Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Sloth Love Chunk

I don't know how many of you are watching season 2 of Hell's Kitchen but this jackass, Keith, is on there who thinks he's cool because he's a fat fuck with a crooked hat who likes to say how fucking "slammin" his food is. Nevermind that he looks like an out of shape version of Sloth; I can't stand this corny fuckface. Although as much as this fucker annoys me in every episode I have to admit that I am anxiously waiting to see his ears twitch as he proclaims his love for Baby Ruth candy bars. I just wanted to point out how this goofy fuck looks like Sloth, thats all.

from
Beer and Rap

Monday, July 24, 2006

Mickey Streets

For lack of something more interesting to post:

This is the unaired pilot for Comedy Central's since-cancelled show, Con. Skyler Stone posed as an American Idol contestant and convinced the San Fransisco Giants that he was Mickey Streets (a non-existent contestant). He and his "agents" were given box seats, free booze and they let him sing the 7th inning stretch (which is horrendous). It never aired because the Giants threatened to sue after they found out who he was. Priceless. link

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager

Life is hard when you're Darth Vader's less-talented, less-charismatic younger brother and you manage a grocery store. link

from KL

Monday, July 17, 2006

The Flying Car

Kevin Smith's Flying Car short.

It’s times like this it occurs to me that we were lied to by “The Jetsons”
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Thursday, July 13, 2006

The Raj

I haven't seen an avatar that made me laugh in a while.
This is frickin sweet.

Friday, July 07, 2006

*pant pant*

Hiked Tangerine Falls last Sat. Good times.