5 Steps

There are five steps in the grieving process of dealing with breaking a string just as i'm starting to rock:

Denial
Did it slip off the bridge? Did it suddenly stretch below the volume knob for no reason?

Anger
Fuck- why did i get Slinkys?!?

Bargaining
I bet if I unwind it and tie it in a knot with some pliers, it’ll still work. (or) I don’t really need a D string- I can play around it.

Depression
I don’t get paid until Wednesday and parking at Guitar Center sucks.

Acceptance
I wonder if I still have that frozen pizza?

CL zen

I love Craigslist

About time

It took way too long, but I finally rebuilt the website. Content is next…

Abusive Family Circus

For lack of anything interesting to say, a dumbass cartoon:

Sloshy Steve

In case you missed it- Jackass famed Steve O completely shit-housed on Adam Carolla's new talk show. Funny. link

F@#king throwbacks.

Everytime.

Freeee Rock

I uploaded The Shins' Chutes Too Narrow to test a file transfer site. It's sitting on their server for the next 6 days if anybody wants it. *shrug* Free music. Link is here

The 10 Coolest Ways to Die

from phat phree

1. Of wounds sustained in a triumphant battle with a dragon.

2. Leaping into an exploding volcano.

3. Diving into an open barbeque pit to catch a falling rib.

4. Purposely crashing your spaceship into the sun.

5. Head-first tackle on the three-yard line to win the Super Bowl after losing your helmet.

6. Riding a nuclear bomb out the belly of a B-52.

7. Getting sucked into a super black hole.

8. Catching a lightening bolt in your hands to save a baby.

9. In a shootout with the Bolivian Army.

10. Right after having sex with Scarlett Johansson.

Brady Bunch Gets Routed

I'm not going to post everytime the Chargers win but Sunday was an exceptional victory. The Bolts broke the 2004 Super Bowl Champion Patriot's 21-game unbeaten record in Foxboro with a 41-17 shellacking. I had no idea it was actually possible to smile from ear to ear. Bring on the Steelers.