Douche- 2 ...th

So a little while back, I posted a blog about douchetooths. It even made the front page at the now-defunct Drivl. I railed on the idiots that use them and received some applause. I would like to clarify that I was railing on the people, not the technology. I must insist that go on record.

I just got the new sony walkman phone (pictured to the left for no reason other than it's frickin sweet), and it supports bluetooth. I got it because of the mp3 player, not the bluetooth, but having that feature was like staring at a dishwasher while you're scrubbing plates. It would make my life easier and it's right there.

After my scathing post regarding them, I couldn't bring myself to do it. Even with the brutal commute that I just learned is getting another half hour longer, I fought the urge.

Angel on my right shoulder: Whatever dude. Just get one.
Devil on my left shoulder: You're a douchebag for even considering it.
Angel: Use it in the car and don't be that guy.
Devil: You get one of those stupid things and you may as well start poppin' your collar and calling everyone “chief”.
Angel: It doesn't have to be that way. Use it for good, not evil. It's technology, man.
Devil: You're going to look like a complete Potsie and you know it.
Angel: Who cares? Are you trying to impress people on the freeway?
Devil: Douche.

And so forth. Then I found this. Well now it's out of my hands (pun unintentional, but a nice surprise). Ah-nald has laid down the law and I am not one to fight city hall. Actually, I am one to fight city hall, but he's the govn'a of the state, so it's really state hall... which i'm not one to fight. This post was really for myself... I needed to get it off my conscience.

Stop judging me.