Douchetooth

I know I have some misplaced anger issues and a hyperactive annoyance factor, but this is my blog and I can bitch about whatever I want.

Bluetooth Headsets.

In the car? Fine. In the grocery store. Douche Bag. In a bar? HUGE Douche Bag. You don't look cool and we are not impressed. You look like a complete tool. But you know what- keep it up. Hearing your douchy voice at full volume coming down the isle, blathering about fantasy football or the details of your last attempted date rape helps us identify you as a Douche Bag quicker. It gives us more time to blow snot rockets on your puddin' pops.

I would also like to comment on the pic above: This guy has several douchy things going on. Note the double ear rings, Oakley Wraps (upside down) and the 'popped collar'. Ugh. I would empty my nose on this asswipe.

I'm all for technology and the modern convenience of hands-free communication, but don't be a douche about it. Unless you're Lou Ferrigno or George Jetson, let's not clip the electronics to our ears, nnn-k?