Mousetrap

So, we have mice. While researching a trapping method, I found this on Chris Glass's blog. Complete with cool illustrations, it's non-lethal and free. Jeenyus.

I'll post if it works. link

Lohan Facial

This is kinda funny. A guy named Derek Lutz created this animation to show that Lindsay Lohan has only one expression, "a staring-forward-with-the-mouth-open kind of blank" one. Pretty amazing. link

Holy Jalapeño

WTF?!? El Sombrero in Manhattan Beach burned down last night?!? Sharkeez Hermosa burning down is one thing because there are plenty of over-priced bars in the South Bay, but El Sombrero!? Their chicken tacos restored my faith in humanity and assured me that everything was going to be alright. They were lightly fried, half-circles of delicious hope...

First the Fat Boys break up and now this. I'll be pouring a little Tapatio on the curb at lunch today. link

Photo Zen

This is what it would look like if I were a truck-eating giant.

Owned

I am posting this because it has been making me laugh for 2 days. It's the funniest / saddest / funny again-ist animated gif i've seen in a long time.

9 ball

Nice glasses, bro.

The Chalet

The first place I lived in when I moved to Isla Vista (UCSB) was the Chalet. It was cool because it was one of the only places in IV w/ a pool. Many days were spent basking in the sun next to that pool and many evenings ended in it. Usually after a dangerous amount of alcohol and against the swimmer's wishes. Last Saturday I went out to IV for Cantina burritos (the best breakfast burritos in the world- this is not up for debate). I had to park next to the Chalet and decided to glance at the pool for old times sake. This is what I saw. I felt like the native american guy in the pollution commercials from the 70s.
*tear*

Office Space Redux

MNF Raiders- Instant Classic

I'm in print!

...well, not "print", but Drivl.com just published my Substitude story. I don't know that it's a big deal because I think they publish anything but drop by and hook a cracka up with some stars, yo.

...hook a cracka is hard to say... link

The Seven Phases of Owning an iPod

Every iPod owner passes through seven distinct phases, this illustrated guide depicts the journey all iPod owners must undertake. link from Drivl