The 10 Coolest Ways to Die
from phat phree
1. Of wounds sustained in a triumphant battle with a dragon.
2. Leaping into an exploding volcano.
3. Diving into an open barbeque pit to catch a falling rib.
4. Purposely crashing your spaceship into the sun.
5. Head-first tackle on the three-yard line to win the Super Bowl after losing your helmet.
6. Riding a nuclear bomb out the belly of a B-52.
7. Getting sucked into a super black hole.
8. Catching a lightening bolt in your hands to save a baby.
9. In a shootout with the Bolivian Army.
10. Right after having sex with Scarlett Johansson.
posted by El Tiburon at
5:01 PM
2 Comments:
what about staying on a asteroid that's hurling toward earth to blow it up and save the planet?
By
Anonymous, at 2:03 PM
also missed: selflessly Ignoring panicked advice that "what you're suggesting is suicide!!" and anything involving an implosion.
By
El Tiburon, at 2:49 PM
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