An open letter to

the discourteous @#$% bimbette that kicked the back of my seat all the way through Episode III.

Thanks a pant-load.

Apparently, I missed the disclaimer on the movie ticket that encouraged kicking the person's seat in front of you like you're Lou Piniella arguing with an umpire. Why focus my eyes on the screen when i can bounce around in my seat like i'm off-roading with Henry Rollins.

idiot.