Angry Cupcake

2-parter cause they're too long for facebook and too short to stand alone

Angry
*phone rings at coworkers desk. No answer, immediately rings at my desk*
No, I don't know where Mike is. It's not my turn to follow him around the office today and wait for your call so I can send up a flare and update the Tactical Mike Map.

Possible places Mike could be:

• Someone elses office
• Getting coffee
• Taking a shit
• Eating lunch
• Blogging about an annoying coworker
  
• Traveling
• Doing somersaults in the parking lot
• Hanging from the ceiling like a fruit bat
• Timeshare seminar
• Running from a swarm of bees in the shape of an arrow
• Anywhere but his f@#king desk
  

Hopefully he's interviewing for your job so I don't have to answer the phone all day and tell you I don't know where he is.

Cupcake
The chick that works the deli counter at Vons has a fairly large cupcake tattoo on her forearm. It's not in a sea of other pastry ink, it's a solitary cupcake. Normal looking girl with no other visible tats. She's always busy and doesn't seem overly friendly, otherwise I would ask, "Hey, what's with the cupcake?". Plus I don't want to be the 200th lame-ass customer to ask her about it. Sadly, I may never know. *Bites into sandwich and pickle falls out*