Angry Joe

I tend to choose my morning coffee by how intimidating it sounds. Today i'm drinking Double Black Diamond which is interesting because i've unintentionally gone down an actual Double Black Diamond as a beginner snowboarder and it was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. Picture screaming down the face of a frozen cliff peppered with rocks and trees without the skills to turn or stop. It ended badly for me and one particularly indignant skiier. Man, that guy had no sense of humor about it.

That being said, if there was a coffee called Banana Extract Dipped Naked Chimpanzee Fight, I would drink it. For some reason I feel my stomach is the reason i'm tired and it must be punished. It usually gets it's revenge by vurping up some nasty-ass coffee/bile cocktail around noon when i'm eating my lunch too fast. I wish we could just get along.

Appcrash Fever

Its funny how such an innocent looking little window can summon the most apocalyptic anger and ultimately leaves a well-adjusted, grown man defeated in a heap of tears and snot-bubbles.

As the dust settled and my vision came back into focus, I realized there is some room for profit on this little window. If I could get Microsoft to rent out some ad space...