Sleep Talking

Stress can do funny things to a person. Apparently, last week during the night i popped up, pointed at my girlfriend and yelled, "BAGEL!?!?" Unclear whether it was a racial slur (which really wouldn't make sense b/c she's italian and, more importantly, i'm not a racist) or I was demanding breakfast. I have no memory of the incident.

Good thing I have a vacation coming up in just 7 short months.