Sooo, my birthday's coming up...

Glass of Syrup

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?

Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.

Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.

Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?

Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.

Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.

Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.

Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.

Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.

Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Bored?

I don't normally blog about blogs in my blog because, well, that's just not bloggie. But one of my favorites is coming to an end and i recommend to anyone with either a boring job or no life that you peruse his archives before they are taken down. Especially if you've been bitched at a job (he's a comedy central intern).

http://newyorkintern.blogspot.com/

Show Date

Lets try this again. Apparently, Brad's flying his original drummer in for this one. With only one practice session the day before the show, I can promise some creative bass work. Hopefully, I won't fall into a free-form jazz exploration (Spinal Tap), but either way, it'll be worth 6 bucks. More as this develops.

Harry O's
Friday, May 20th
3600 Highland Ave
Manhattan Beach, CA 90266
21+ Proper ID Required
8:30 pm
Cover: $6

Geek News

Adobe to buy Macromedia for $3.4B

Massive Mako Shark Caught off Nova Scotia (last year)

This is old news, but just made it's way to me. The expression on this fisherman's face is classic. "Shit my pants? You should see my shoes..."

Wicked Google Burn

Have you ever needed info on something so you do a Google search and it turns out the three key words you need make up the name of some dumbass high school band in Lightmyfart, Arkansas and all you can find are blog entries and cancelled show dates for these pinheads instead of the info you need?

no? just me? fine.

Laugh at this and go to Hell

Memmer when the pope was attacked by doves? I know it's not cool to make fun of the Pope, especially since he died, but this picture almost brought me to tears (and not the mournful kind).

update: I just heard someone compare the strange ritual of dressing the Pope up and parading him around to Weekend at Bernies. I laughed so hard, God punched me in the face.