Bro, it's called Craigslist.

Thanks for your interest in buying my ride, Big Len, but what's up with underlining "AS IS". You're basically saying, "Make no attempt to improve the quality of this truck. I want it in the shitty condition it is now!". How bout I hit a few mailboxes and sew dead squirrels into the interior? How much would you want it then? I could drive it into a body of stagnate water and encourage ducks to crap on the dash, how bout that? How much more "as is" would you like? What about letting homeless people use it as a studio apartment / port-a-potty?

All it needs is a wash, man. It's the end of summer, it hasn't rained and I have a gnarly commute everyday. Stupid blue note. Stupid Lenny.

Still working on the other post for anyone that gives a crap. Work has been brutal.