The Taco Bell Conversion Project
Drive Through Guy: Did you want any hot or mild sauce with that?Contents of bag expected:
Me: Yes, a shitload of fire sauce please.
3 Tacos
1 Bean Burrito
58 Fire Sauce Packets
Contents of bag received:
3 Tacos
1 Bean Burrito
3 Fire Sauce Packets
Conclusion:
"Shitload" means "3" in Spanish. Uno, Dos, Shitload, Cuatro...
posted by El Tiburon at
12:07 PM
4 Comments:
By that equation, had you received the desired 58 packets, "shitload" would then translate to 58.
By
zed, at 2:03 PM
Understood, however 58 is a lot closer to the perceived and socially accepted definition of shitload. 3 would never be considered a shitload unless it's sharks attacking or alien motherships ascending to earth. Smart ass.
By
El Tiburon, at 3:05 PM
Just stick with Franks, thats what I do.
By
Kyle, at 8:25 AM
Eh, 3 = shitload can apply to more than that...cold sores, Irish car bombs...
I'm just saying...
By
Linda, at 1:34 PM
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