I like my Coffee like I like my Intel® Core™2 Quad

For me, coffee is largely utilitarian. I see people gingerly sipping and enjoying flavored coffees and it makes me a little envious. I use it as a workplace tool, like the processor in my computer. I need it to work hard, I need it to work fast and I need it to work hot. Without it, i'm about as productive as a garden gnome.

For this reason, I normally select the most aggressive sounding coffee available (see Double Black Diamond) in hopes of getting more bang for my buck. Even though it's free in the office kitchen. This morning I finally met my match. This was well illustrated for my coworkers when I jerked back, contorted my face and yelled "KEK!" after taking a sip as I made my way back to my desk. Well done, Coffee People. You named your coffee Jet Fuel and succeeded nicely in recreating the flavor of a fluid that would quite believably power a jet engine.