Spidey Tat

I know this guy's Spiderman tats are making the rounds on the interwebs, but I don't want anyone to miss them. This is some next-level nerd ink that is as much awe inspiring as it is disturbing. But it's mostly awesome. While it made my spidey sense register off the chart, I still wonder what it would be like to have a conversation with him in the sauna.

Me: Wow, whatcha got there... spiderman suit?

Spidey Tat Guy: Yup

Me: Cool. It's like your skin ripped off and you're really spiderman.

Spidey Tat Guy: Yup, that's the idea.

Me: So... you aren't really Spiderman? Nah, i'm just kidding!

Spidey Tat Guy: Heh

Me: You do realize there's something fundamentally wrong though...

Spidey Tat Guy: Yeah, I know Spiderman's not real. He was just a hero of mine as a kid.

Me: No no, the idea of a high school kid getting bitten by a radioactive spider, taking on arachnid characteristics and becoming a crime fighter is totally believable, i'm talking about the suit being under your skin

Spidey Tat Guy: ...

Me: I mean, if you're Spiderman and you're hiding your Spiderman suit under a fake skin suit, that means your real skin is under two suits. If you were really Spiderman and you wanted to hide your identity, wouldn't you just take the Spiderman suit off to reveal your real skin instead of putting fake skin over the Spiderman suit? Seems like you'd get pretty hot.

Spidey Tat Guy: I don't... it's just a tattoo

Me: ...

Spidey Tat Guy: ...

Me: I would have went with the Hulk. He didn't have a suit so you're already down a layer.