Ted's No-So-Excellent Adventure

I just read that the former CEO of Alcor, the cryogenetics company that froze Ted Williams' noggin, wrote a book in which he described the lab technicians abusing good ole Ted's frozen coconut including hitting it with a monkey wrench. I don't know what it says about me as a person, but the first thing I thought was, "What kinda cryogenic freezing labs have monkey wrenches lying around? And if it wasn't lying around, what reason did the lab tech give the maintenance guy for needing a wrench of that magnitude?"

I know that post sucked and I apologize for the lame title but I have a good one in the works. Found a passed out frat guy on in the middle of the sidewalk while walking my dog on Friday night. Good times. Will post tomorrow.