Responsible Adult or Broken Spirit?
July 4th, 1999
Cop: So I guess you're going to want to pour that out?
Me: Pour what out, man? I'm not doing anything wrong. It's not like i'm driving, i'm just standing here watching fireworks. Why don't you find someone committing an actual crime instead of harassing taxpaying citizens. I'm sure whoever's getting robbed right now really appreciates you out here bothering me instead of doing your fucking job. I bet you got your ass kicked in high school and that's why you got a gig where you can carry a gun and bully unarmed civilians who are scared of you and your little blue costume. I pay your salary, dick. Give me your badge number, Officer [squint to read name tag], I'm going to see to it that you spend the rest of the year in a meter maid go-cart where you belong.
July 4th, 2009
Cop: So I guess you're going to want to pour that out?
Me: Indeed I do sir, and thank you for the opportunity to help the community become a safer place. *splash*
Cop: So I guess you're going to want to pour that out?
Me: Pour what out, man? I'm not doing anything wrong. It's not like i'm driving, i'm just standing here watching fireworks. Why don't you find someone committing an actual crime instead of harassing taxpaying citizens. I'm sure whoever's getting robbed right now really appreciates you out here bothering me instead of doing your fucking job. I bet you got your ass kicked in high school and that's why you got a gig where you can carry a gun and bully unarmed civilians who are scared of you and your little blue costume. I pay your salary, dick. Give me your badge number, Officer [squint to read name tag], I'm going to see to it that you spend the rest of the year in a meter maid go-cart where you belong.
July 4th, 2009
Cop: So I guess you're going to want to pour that out?
Me: Indeed I do sir, and thank you for the opportunity to help the community become a safer place. *splash*
Labels: Independence Day 4th of July
posted by El Tiburon at
10:45 AM
6 Comments:
Little from column A, little from column B....
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Anonymous, at 11:13 AM
I think you're missing the point. Becoming an adult requires the breaking of your spirit. The two can not harmoniously exist.
By
zed, at 11:25 AM
But he let you keep smoking that joint. Because you dumped the beer and kept the joint, I think you're a responsible adult.
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Anonymous, at 12:06 PM
I think the real message of this is that you've been drinking in public for at least a decade. That is pretty spirited.
By
Rabbit, at 1:30 PM
@Rabbit
That is quite a cold, harsh light.
@Anonymous
I suspect a lack of pot was the reason behind the first reaction. No one wants to do anything that may result in a tasing when they're high.
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El Tiburon, at 3:51 PM
i was there for both. i wouldn't exactly say responsible adult just wiser. i am a fan of no one going to jail.
By
the wifey, at 8:30 PM
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