Top 3
Top 3 most awesome things I saw in PB this weekend:
#3. An extended black Ford Super Duty with no less than a 5 foot lift, packed with douchenozzles wearing hats and white sunglasses. Not sure if they were locals, but the license plate started with A and ended with RIZONA. I didn't look for the plastic nuts hanging from the tow hitch, but we all know they were there. Awesome.
#2. A guy stall his custom chopper while trying to look cool in front of an open patio full of drunk hecklers. And to think, no one would have even noticed if the bike wasn't so loud. Tough-guy Fail.
#1. A homeless man crossing the street, double-fisting tall boys with a huge toothless grin and a stuffed penguin strapped to his head. Hobo Win.
#3. An extended black Ford Super Duty with no less than a 5 foot lift, packed with douchenozzles wearing hats and white sunglasses. Not sure if they were locals, but the license plate started with A and ended with RIZONA. I didn't look for the plastic nuts hanging from the tow hitch, but we all know they were there. Awesome.
#2. A guy stall his custom chopper while trying to look cool in front of an open patio full of drunk hecklers. And to think, no one would have even noticed if the bike wasn't so loud. Tough-guy Fail.
#1. A homeless man crossing the street, double-fisting tall boys with a huge toothless grin and a stuffed penguin strapped to his head. Hobo Win.
posted by El Tiburon at
2:59 PM
3 Comments:
WTB pictures of #3
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Anonymous, at 4:33 PM
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El Tiburon, at 6:02 PM
I couldn't get my phone out fast enough and I don't think he would have stopped to wait. Clearly, he was on a mission far more important than this blog.
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El Tiburon, at 6:03 PM
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