Go Raiders

As I was driving into work today, I saw a late 80's, tricked out Chevy Blazer broken down on the side of the highway. I wouldn't have looked twice at it, but I noticed it was equipped with hydraulics and the owner chose to spider* the wheels before walking down the highway in search of assistance. As I drove, I imagined the thought process that must have taken place...

“Shit man. I knew I should have checked my oil. Well, I better get out and find help. But wait- I can't just leave my ride here looking all normal. whirrrr whirrr Yeah, that looks fresh. Represent yo.”

Gets out, pumps chest and kisses two fingers as he walks backwards down highway admiring the disabled vehicle

*opposing wheels up so the car lists forward at an angle