Fairytale Football

If one more person asks me to be in their fantasy football league i'm going to punch them in the neck. I have enough anxiety about the my real team winning. I don't need a fake one bumming me out too. In addition, I don't want to be the douche in the back of the room slapping my forearms together whenever some insignificant player does something that has no impact on the game being played and screaming, “Yes, he's on my fantasy team!!!”. That guy deserves to be whipped with car antennas.

I don't understand the draw. The only thing I can understand is that you get to pretend to be an NFL team owner and pick the players you think will have the best season. So that means you're basically trying to be the best decision maker in the group, but how would that work when you all made the horrible decision to play fantasy football in the first place?

Fantasy baseball gets a pass because baseball is so fucking boring that I can see why people would create a game within the game to prevent slipping into a coma during the 7^th inning stretch. But football?

I have enough time-wasting activities on my computer. I don't need to add trash talking fake team owners and memorizing kicker stats. I'd rather spend that time complaining about it on my blog.