3 things I learned at this morning's check-up
1. Blood pressure machines make my blood pressure skyrocket. Add that one to your list, Alanis.
2. When EKG electrodes don't stick to your chest, sometimes nurses tape them down with industrial strength tape. Tape that goes down must come up. Farewell patch of chest hair.
3. It is very difficult to trust the same nurse who just pulled a chop job on the manscape to find a vein when drawing blood on the first try. Welcome back, blood pressure.
2. When EKG electrodes don't stick to your chest, sometimes nurses tape them down with industrial strength tape. Tape that goes down must come up. Farewell patch of chest hair.
3. It is very difficult to trust the same nurse who just pulled a chop job on the manscape to find a vein when drawing blood on the first try. Welcome back, blood pressure.
posted by El Tiburon at
12:51 PM
2 Comments:
Sounds awesome.
Did you also discover that a digital massage has nothing to do with computers?
By
Unknown, at 1:11 PM
no - i had to google that...
But I did notice that mid-day, mid-week is when the most heavily medicated people go to the pharmacy. Lotta bedhead in that line.
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El Tiburon, at 1:44 PM
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