I believe you have my stapler

After conferring with my brain-trust*, it has been determined that my blog should not be split into angry writings and angry cartoons, so I'm resurrecting one I started in 2005 when my "Art Director" at the time found out I already had one, thereby putting an end to me bitching about her on it for fear of losing a job I deeply hated.

In the spirit of complaining about the workplace, I give you
My Red Swingline.

* Bill, Jenny, 2 feral cats and a homeless guy