To the Guy That Stole My Beach Cruiser.

I say "guy" because of the two bikes, the boy's one was stolen and the girl's was not. This was the only good decision you made last night because the owner of the girl's bike would have tracked you down and turned you into the gender the bike was originally designed for.

I prefer to wait until I see you riding it around PB to do what i'm going to do. Make no mistake- i will find my bike. It is in your best interest to pray for two things at this point,

1. I find it locked outside a bar with no one on it
2. the police get involved.

See ya soon, douchnozzle.