Front Yard Vigilante

The 2 blocks in between us and the bay are lined with mostly condos and a handful of little homes with small yards. One of the homes that we must pass when walking the dog recently landscaped their tiny lawn. This is made very clear by the caution tape that the homeowner has wrapped around the yard and sidewalk. To avoid any confusion about whether or not he wants passing dogs to defecate on his new lawn, he is kind enough to sit on the porch and yell, "Hey- don't let your dog shit on my lawn, okay!!". This announcement must be made upon any visual confirmation that the dog in question is within 2 meters of the little patch of grass. We started crossing the street to avoid the public shaming, but I guess someone didn't appreciate being accused of training their dog to systematically shit on every yard they pass and took justice into their own hands. I can't say that I condone vandalism, but... well I guess I condone vandalism.