5th of July
Lord holy Christ on a popsicle stick, i'm fucking tired. Tie...erd. Beat. Seriously, somebody kill me. I feel like I have sandbags stapled to my eyelids. I could fall asleep in a snake pit full of broken corona bottles soaked in tabasco sauce. The snakes would hiss and bite and I would drool and snore.
3 cups of coffee, 1 Mountain Dew and my brain is mush. I feel as productive as a used kleenex. OMG- I just fell asleep. I would win a beauty contest if there was a glassy and bloodshot eye category. I must look like fried ass.
3 cups of coffee, 1 Mountain Dew and my brain is mush. I feel as productive as a used kleenex. OMG- I just fell asleep. I would win a beauty contest if there was a glassy and bloodshot eye category. I must look like fried ass.
God I want this day to end.
posted by El Tiburon at
3:43 PM
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Lisa : ), at 9:41 AM
Maybe you don't recall the blog post of '05
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Lisa : ), at 9:42 AM
weeelll, this was partially my fault. considering i didn't get off work until 7:30pm! next july 5th will involve less snake pits and fried ass. promise.
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