Green Tea Blows Ass.

I'm not talking about the real thing, i'm talking about the bottled stuff made by companies like Sobe. This stuff tastes worse than Robitussin and you don't even get a buzz. Who on earth likes this crap and why do I keep buying it thinking I do? Everytime, I open it, take a drink and remember, “Shit. I hate this stuff.”. I could be wearing a snowsuit, doing roadwork in Tucson and i don't think i could finish one. Good Christ. When is anyone walking into a cool grocery store on a hot summer day, wiping their brow and thinking, “Man, i'm parched. I could go for a liter of warm Goldschläger ”.

Props to the marketing department at Sobe Green Tea. Somehow you guys keep getting this crap in my hands.