I love the holidays

Ever have the old man / distracted mother / generic moron cut you off or otherwise impede you in the grocery store parking lot, only to have the same idiot recreate the infraction in the grocery store? I feel like they're not doing a very good job of spreading out the misery. I always think- yo, you already got me in the parking lot. This place is packed and there's a guy in produce that is happily selecting a roma tomato, go ruin his day.