Comedy Pink

Sat across the pool from this douchenozzle all day last Sunday. He was wearing super-hilarious over-sized pink novelty sunglasses. All day. Never got old. That's called "committing to the bit", folks. Once I noticed the giant Raiders shield tattoo on his shin, I started looking for the MTV Boiling Point cameras because nobody could get that lucky at selecting things that annoy the everloving shit out of me.