i would punch a monkey

did you hear about the guy that got his face chewed off by a chimpanzee yesterday? If i saw Bubbles bounding toward me- talkin all kinds of monkey-shit? I'd lock into my ninja stance and wait for his furry ass. When he got to within striking distance, i'd deliver 4 to 7 snap kicks to his throat. Then i'd yank his pants down and call him names in front of the other chimps. That would learn em.