Shalloween

I wrote this in 2004, before I had a blog. Since I haven't posted in a while, here ya go:

Personally, i get a kick out of the girls who dress up every year, even though they're just whoring up a traditional costume. (i.e.; Slutty Schoolgirl, Slutty Witch, Slutty Girl Scout, Slutty Devil etc.) Basically, the theme is always the same. A hooker with some identifiable marking linking them to something that was once harmless so that other girls don't call them hookers. I enjoy the show, but feel a little bad for em. Looks uncomfortable. Then again- pouring hot wax into your crotch doesn't sound like a parade either.

Guess the flipside is actually trying to come up with something creative, then getting stuck with crap on your face all night or lugging around some heavy costume that you can't breathe in.

My Halloween plans include procuring a bottle of Walker Red and listening to some jazz records. Until i get antsy- then i'll see you in line at Sharkeez in a bullshit costume i threw together hosting some weird combination of diving equipment and kitchenware.

Halloween sucks.